Vincent Truman (vincenttruman.net)
THE VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND
by Vincent Truman

In case you are a man with no girlfriend,
or your girlfriend is unavailable at this time,
this page is for you!

Just let your Virtual Girlfriend do all the work.

Picture yourself coming home from a hard day at work. There she is! She greets you at the door and says...

VG: Hi, honey, did you have a tough day?

Yeh.Urggh. (check the appropriate box)

VG: How is it that you look so dashing and handsome after such a long day?

Is there any beer left?(growl)

VG: Would you like a little massage?

Yeh.Errrh, um, mmmm.

VG: I love you. I missed you today. I hate that we didn't talk much.

Yeh. No beer, huh?

VG: Want to make out passionately?

I guess.

VG: Well, here we are in the bedroom. I hope you don't mind candles.

Yeh.

VG: Would you like some music? I've got Grateful Dead Leonard Cohen Barry White Rhumbox Hill.

Whatever.

VG: Whatever you say. Mmmm. That's nice. Do you still find me attractive?

Yeh.

VG: You know how much I want you? How much I thought about you today?

Yeh.

VG: You know I'm nothing without you, don't you?

Yeh.

VG: Do you like when I do this with my tongue?

Yeh.

VG: Want me to do it faster?

Yeh.

VG: That was nice. Did you... um...?

Yeh.

VG I love you. Always.

Yeh.

 

Now go to sleep.


 

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